Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree Lyrics

I don't knowWhat is your gift to the worldMany handsome eyes opened upYour little friendLearning the namesBest not to count the big day jukebox sleepin helped me a lotYour little f...Read Full Lyrics

I am age four and Uncle Anders and babyWear me like a winter coat when you’re the worst weatherRally ‘round Richard, quite a handfulHe’s a mad apple first and foremostMy fami...Read Full Lyrics

Wide-eyed optimist Looking for a sarcastic sagitarousAirplanes in your windowI don't want to break your confidenceSpying for a looksy That blow mouth wrestling with the sound of ha...Read Full Lyrics

Let out a final gasp of hopeInto a darling gay worldThere it goesDoubt it if they'll even knowI'm goneThe recipe of words on how to be welcomeTo a heartDodge the bombs each timeAnd...Read Full Lyrics

The man in the bathroom keeps on taking my photographWhile telling me that bugs don't like musicI trained them all to answer my telephoneBut he always runs when I try to plug him i...Read Full Lyrics

Standing behind the counterMaking all kinds of mistakesWoody Allen couldn't have made a funnier film than youStanding there pushing, pushingWinter off of autumn Sweeping sunlight o...Read Full Lyrics

Wading through a river of stars Our lips touch like butterflies from a canon Taking a bellybutton bath with Mr. Neptune And my hippopotamus tennis shoes on Oh-ee-ohMoonlight bounce...Read Full Lyrics

If you want to be a good monster Don’t swallow mineIt’s all fine and dandyThis low betrayal, ohYou found friendsTo agree and understandIf you want to be a good monster Don’t ...Read Full Lyrics