Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap Lyrics

Your hands are on thisIt's unwound, thanks for askingI very rarely get angryBasically, I think you're fuckedYou won't know I wrote this song about youFor goodness sake, alive and b...Read Full Lyrics

How can we get marriedWhen we already are?You are a bookThat I like to readOne where the charactersMature with meOne where the charactersMature with meWith meHow can we get married...Read Full Lyrics

Na na na na na na(Na na na na na)Na na na na na na(Na na na na na)Na na na na naNa na na na na naYou, you still want him backYou, you can't tell me thatYou, you still want him back...Read Full Lyrics

All aboardLast train leaving for Tennessee, OhioI burnt my tongueIt fucked me up for daysHer roommate saidShe hadn’t seen her for some timeShe told me somethingThen asked me for ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't knowWhat is your gift to the worldMany handsome eyes opened upYour little friendLearning the namesBest not to count the big day jukebox sleepin helped me a lotYour little f...Read Full Lyrics

I am age four and Uncle Anders and babyWear me like a winter coat when you’re the worst weatherRally ‘round Richard, quite a handfulHe’s a mad apple first and foremostMy fami...Read Full Lyrics

Wide-eyed optimist Looking for a sarcastic sagitarousAirplanes in your windowI don't want to break your confidenceSpying for a looksy That blow mouth wrestling with the sound of ha...Read Full Lyrics

Let out a final gasp of hopeInto a darling gay worldThere it goesDoubt it if they'll even knowI'm goneThe recipe of words on how to be welcomeTo a heartDodge the bombs each timeAnd...Read Full Lyrics

The man in the bathroom keeps on taking my photographWhile telling me that bugs don't like musicI trained them all to answer my telephoneBut he always runs when I try to plug him i...Read Full Lyrics

Standing behind the counterMaking all kinds of mistakesWoody Allen couldn't have made a funnier film than youStanding there pushing, pushingWinter off of autumn Sweeping sunlight o...Read Full Lyrics