Eleventh Century Folklore Lyrics

Shake! Shake! Shake loose that single gleam of hope left in your chest.Gone are the days of sunshine, I promise.Breath-taking photographs of dreams long forgotten-Your ship has san...Read Full Lyrics

Hold on just a God damn minute,This commercial is yet to be over!And I can't wait to try this knife out,I seriously can't wait!Yellow paint won't cover bloodstains,And yellow paint...Read Full Lyrics

I fell asleep on your gun again late last night,It was warmer than before.My eyes are burning!For every sigh I hear,I’ll roll over so you can reachFor the trigger!Is it aimed at ...Read Full Lyrics

The tea kettle called it arsonBut I assured him it was only treason!It was only treason!Bought with a passion and sold for less than a fortune!These glass eyes only break if you ca...Read Full Lyrics

I'm grabbing my nuts.I'm grabbing my nuts.I'm grabbing my nuts.I'm grabbing my nuts.I have a poodle named Bobby.He likes to lick the chili.He doesn't run on batteries,But I wish he...Read Full Lyrics

Five years and a decade ago todayI got a NES for ChristmasI started to play Castlevania IIThe first game that I purchasedAfter the Mario and Duck Hunt cross-cartridgeIt was a hobby...Read Full Lyrics

If you wanna burn hella tree Throw your hands up high If you wanna smoke Something with me Throw your hands up high I don't think you've been High like this before Yeah we smoke t...Read Full Lyrics

Turned the TV on and I got pissed.Robots in the ring, getting cut to death.A human hobby destroyin' my kind.I'll flip you over and draw the line.So I organize a team of battle bots...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I got my car back from the shop todayWith some fresh rims tinted all the way.I'm feelin' fresh, I'm feelin fly.Now all the fine ladies will give me the time.So I caled up LeF...Read Full Lyrics

Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!Gettin' fired from my jobSeems unavoidable.The robot raceIs unemployable.If I'm not lateYou know where...Read Full Lyrics