Ephedrine Machine Lyrics

Well, your father's in Bermuda And the milkman's overjoyed Your maid is into bondage And I've got Polaroids And I was on the corner When you wrecked your mother's Porsche But why ...Read Full Lyrics

So you were late But you never told me you were You didn't want to say Till you were sure But that song and dance Won't work no more Because you got no rhythm To save your soul I ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't wait to sellout, I can't wait to sellout, So I can get the hell out of here. I can't wait to sellout, Just show me where to sign, I can't wait to sellout, Where's that dott...Read Full Lyrics

Now once upon a time In this village of the damned I took my shot at greatness And the goddamn gun was jammed So I'm in a drunken state 'Cause I can't take life straight And if I d...Read Full Lyrics

(Dialogue from "Female Trouble," between Edith Massey and Michael Potter) Aunt Ida Nelson: "Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?" Gator: "Oh, pretty nice." Aunt Ida: "I mean any...Read Full Lyrics

I'm your ice cream man Look out for my ice cream van I'm your ice cream man So you better look out for me I just got parol I'm 25 years old I'm your ice cream man So you better lo...Read Full Lyrics

She's got the personality of Darth Vader And the mentality of a sixth grader I better get her now, while I still hate her The way I hated you While she still just a hole to crawl i...Read Full Lyrics

I took my car in to get it fixed And I give the keys to some teethless hick Who picks his nose and spits I want him dead! And later on I go to shop for clothes And the sales clerk...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I think that I'm through with the girl I thought I knew But I guess I didn't know her well at all 'Cause I'm getting sick of Janie's latest kick She's headed for her own decl...Read Full Lyrics

Jerry is a preacher man Jerry is a louse And Jerry owns the President, The Senate, and the House Jerry speaks the word of God But he don't speak for free He may be in love with Go...Read Full Lyrics