Ice Cream Man Lyrics

She's got the personality of Darth Vader And the mentality of a sixth grader I better get her now, while I still hate her The way I hated you While she still just a hole to crawl i...Read Full Lyrics

I took my car in to get it fixed And I give the keys to some teethless hick Who picks his nose and spits I want him dead! And later on I go to shop for clothes And the sales clerk...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I think that I'm through with the girl I thought I knew But I guess I didn't know her well at all 'Cause I'm getting sick of Janie's latest kick She's headed for her own decl...Read Full Lyrics

Jerry is a preacher man Jerry is a louse And Jerry owns the President, The Senate, and the House Jerry speaks the word of God But he don't speak for free He may be in love with Go...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday when I get up, I set my brain for self destruct Killing myself everyday of my life I get the shakes and I get the shivers, sweat on palms and holes in my liver Killing mys...Read Full Lyrics

You've seen them in the malls A bunch of kewpie dolls You've seen them in the halls at school They just wanna dig the rave I just wanna dig their grave And plant 'em somewhere near...Read Full Lyrics

You don't have to pay your dues, Just because you're a girl, You've got other tools to use, Just because you're a girl. You've got a half way decent face, But you can't even play ...Read Full Lyrics

Oil up your shotgun for the time of your life And tell the wife that you won't be home tonight Lock up your daughters in the hickory shack And jump in the back of my pick-up truck...Read Full Lyrics

I don't believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal But I believe in Buford P.; I believe in "Walking Tall" What ever happened to the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew? Where is the Mean...Read Full Lyrics

The snow is falling down. The temperature is dropping. The lights light up the town And everyone is Christmas shopping. But I'm lost in the crowd, Oh why can't I remember The reaso...Read Full Lyrics