Ernie Had An Hernia Lyrics

Ooh you won't ever see me without a smiling face Diddle iddle I do that's coz I go Jitterbug, jitterbug, jitterbuggin, Ooh if you're feelin lonely or you're feelin blue Just come w...Read Full Lyrics

He's a trainspotter, he's an anorak He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac He's a pratt, he's a geek, a freak, he's one o'those Squarest tassers in the street, n' ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh! I woke up with a backache Backache! Backache! I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin Where I found something for my backache Backache! Backache! I rubbed in some cream an...Read Full Lyrics

Frederick Street was on the news tonight Outside Fosters club had been a fight And everytime you go to dig the beat You will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help... Chorus: H...Read Full Lyrics

Fat Bob does not wash or scrub He's never seen a bath tub before When will Fat Bob use the sink? We can't face the fat bob stink no more! [Chorus] A killer pong on a gateshead s...Read Full Lyrics

Frankie says that he's got vertigo He says this everytime he leaves the pub, blotto. Backaches, bellyaches, earaches & migrains Frankie's life is misery & full of aches n' pains. ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh! Baby I fancy What do you mean? Baby I fancy I know what you mean Oooo ee Hanky Panky I'm feeling randy What do you mean? I'm feeling randy I know what you mean Oooo ee Hanky P...Read Full Lyrics

He's not a thief or a burglar He never robbed a bank He didn't commit murder All Geordie's bullets were blank Set Geordie free, coz Geordie's not guilty He's a good guy The guy t...Read Full Lyrics

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke He's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head Now Edna's kicked the buck...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee, Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad, Kevin had been out with Carol Sands, But Glenda she though surely, It can't...Read Full Lyrics