Fat Bob's Feet Lyrics

Frankie says that he's got vertigo He says this everytime he leaves the pub, blotto. Backaches, bellyaches, earaches & migrains Frankie's life is misery & full of aches n' pains. ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh! Baby I fancy What do you mean? Baby I fancy I know what you mean Oooo ee Hanky Panky I'm feeling randy What do you mean? I'm feeling randy I know what you mean Oooo ee Hanky P...Read Full Lyrics

He's not a thief or a burglar He never robbed a bank He didn't commit murder All Geordie's bullets were blank Set Geordie free, coz Geordie's not guilty He's a good guy The guy t...Read Full Lyrics

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke He's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head Now Edna's kicked the buck...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee, Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad, Kevin had been out with Carol Sands, But Glenda she though surely, It can't...Read Full Lyrics

I still can see you face Your smile everyday I wish I was back there To live it out again I can see you Yeah I can see you [Chorus:] I can see you SEE YOU [x4] Yeah I can ...Read Full Lyrics

Bored at a party Saturday night looking at Tupperware, In came a chick who made me quickly glad I was th there, How could I get the courage to ask her for a date? Twas such a task ...Read Full Lyrics

There's a bloke from Hereford Road Who really makes me groan, Everyday he's at the door Or on the telephone Why can't he just go away And leave me here alone In the pictures in the...Read Full Lyrics

My mates warned me long ago She will make you blue oo oo They said you've been had Untidy tart they told me so The home that I once knew oo oo Was a filthy floozys pad One more, ...Read Full Lyrics

Ooooh, ooooo She's a fibber She's always telling him lies He can't trust her No matter how he tries She swore to me That I would always be the one Then she blew me out she's upt an...Read Full Lyrics