Every Time I See Her Lyrics

The news came in the post today, that changed his systematic ways. His bank account is empty now, he's thrown away his marriage vows. The Rat-Race has become too much, his pension...Read Full Lyrics

Elvis had an heart-attack, cause he got too bleedin' fat. He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum. Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead. Elvis had a gammy leg, h...Read Full Lyrics

The sick patch on the carpet, the night we drank too much. The gravy stains on the Belling Stove, it misses the woman's touch. The hair on the soap, the make-up in the sink. The to...Read Full Lyrics

So you are giving up drinking, you've given up fun. You're staying at home now, and getting things done. So you've given up drinking, well that's up to you. You know too much think...Read Full Lyrics

Everywhere I go I'm first in line, don't need no money got lots of time. Bottom of my list is tea with the mayor, got the key to the city, now you better beware. All the beer in th...Read Full Lyrics

All we wanna' do is have a good time, Then you went and took our hearts away. And no-one ever asks us our opinion, no no, we don't get a say. Am, fm all of that jazz, we'd rather s...Read Full Lyrics

Buy, buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell, sell. Buy, sell, buy, buy, ftse's gone up. Let's pop some corks, and fax New York. Let's do lunch.. Talk, talk, talk, talk, eat, eat, eat, e...Read Full Lyrics

Standing at the party talking to this bloke, he said he fancied me I thought it was a joke. But when he tried to kiss me I thought it's time to hide, i'll go find the bog and lock ...Read Full Lyrics

I creep down alleys and peep thru blinds, I strangle and kill any children I find. I like meeting people when they're dead, I take some of them back to bed. I'm a maniac, I'm an i...Read Full Lyrics

If you are feeling randy and want a screw, Oral Annie's the girl for you. You want s** and she'll be there, on her back legs in the air. Oral Annie, such good fun, Oral Annie, tak...Read Full Lyrics