Pet Rock Lyrics

Well Jimmy was a quiet boy He kept to himself He used to hang out at Lennys arcade With nobody else He wasn't the brightest boy He ate more than his share of glue (If you know what...Read Full Lyrics

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christ...Read Full Lyrics

The problem is all inside our bed, she said to me. But, the answer is easy if you practice orally. You must enhance your foreplay conilingually. There must be 50 ways to eat your l...Read Full Lyrics

Addicted To Butts (Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer) You hack and gag You cough and wheeze You climb the stairs On hands and knees Your heart pounds Your teeth grind Another smoke...Read Full Lyrics

7-11 (Mark Davis) (Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin) There's a lady who goes To the store that won't close And she's shopping at 7 Eleven Down the aisle she sees Ding-dongs, bee...Read Full Lyrics

Twas’ the fright before Christmas No one upset me With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair In hopes that St. Nicholson soon wou...Read Full Lyrics

Another Kick In The Balls (Another Brick In The Wall-Pink Floyd) We don't need no contraception We don't need no birth control No prophylactics on the penis People leave our prick...Read Full Lyrics

Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush He's never out of stock of even the hardest ...Read Full Lyrics

Beers In Heaven (Tears In Heaven-Eric Clapton) Won't it be a shame If there's no beers in Heaven? Is God the one to blame If there's no beers in Heaven? I must confess That I'll ...Read Full Lyrics

Back In A us Made Car (Back In The ussr-Beatles) Ohhh... Used to drive a Honda C-I-V-I-C Didn't sleep a wink at night Auto-workers laid-off in Detroit last week Man it's such a dr...Read Full Lyrics