Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Lyrics

Listen motherfucker, let me make this clear I've had your fucking poetry up to here- Your tender recollections and wistful reminisce: Excuse me, Mr. Shakespeare, while I go have a ...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up feeling so goodI think I’d better call in sickI need a personal trainerTo help me hold my drinkI plan to be spontaneousNext time we meetI’m putting off procrastinatin...Read Full Lyrics

My heart is heavy with the possibilityOf geopolitical instabilityCan we count on the APHCIn mediation with New Delhi?If Maaouya Sid Ahmed Ould is overthrown in a coupAy ay ay-ay ye...Read Full Lyrics

Do-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-doDahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-doDo-di-di-do-do-di-diDahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-doDo-di-di-do-do-di-diDahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-doWell a singer croon the tune th...Read Full Lyrics

Dooo-do-do-da-doDooo-do-do-da-doDooo-dah-da-da-doDooo-do-do-da-doMy hair ain't boofed or blonded; my T.E.R. was so-so;Won't never score a hundred, or ever win a Brownlow;To be some...Read Full Lyrics

Sounds like last summerSounds like last summerSounds like last summerSounds like last summerIf sounding like last summerIs such a bummer,Then how good's what you're in taGonna be, ...Read Full Lyrics

Reality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineIf you watch Reality;Got your crotch on ...Read Full Lyrics

Where is our love? Where is love? Where is our love?Where is our love? Where is love? Where is our love?Someone's left their lights on in the car park of love.Like silent photosynt...Read Full Lyrics

LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveWho you're gonna love?Love the one you’re withWho you're gonna love?Love the one you’re withWho you're gonna love?Love the one you’re withAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

When everyone is everyoneElse’s C.E.O.;When schools have only principals;When reapers never sow;When bridges build by mere decreeOf architectural plan;When courts of judging crim...Read Full Lyrics