Everything I Didn't Like About My Previous Girlfriend Lyrics

I am a sad sad toaster made of glassI am a sad sad toaster made of glassPeople see me in the streetAnd they watch me turn bread into toastBecause I'm see-throughCuz I'm a see-throu...Read Full Lyrics

You are listening to CRUUUNKK!!Did you purchase your sweater vest because of that crunk juice?I am on the radio because of that crunk juice!Dinosaurs are sweet because of that crun...Read Full Lyrics

My fishcat went and ran awayCuz he ate my catfish the other dayMy fishcat went and ran awayCuz he ate my catfish the other dayOh fishcat you, do waaaaHow could you do waaaaaOh oh o...Read Full Lyrics

I think it's too late for me to say what I want to sayI dream of you every dayBut you've gone awayAnd I never got to say goodbye babyGoodbyeI never got to say goodbye baby GoodbyeI...Read Full Lyrics

Girl let me tell you all the reasons I like youYou have beautiful light blue eyesLong brown hairAnd a great athletic bodyI don't even care about your personalityI don't even care a...Read Full Lyrics

I am so rich I have won the lottery!And then the guy goes...I am going to buy a sports carYou must buy me a fur coatI am going to purchase the fastest sports carYou idiot buy me a ...Read Full Lyrics

We photocopy our body partsWe may wish to focus on the photocopying of our buttocksWe photocopy our body parts at the office where we workOur employer does not find this amusing...Read Full Lyrics

Put your right leg in the right pantlegPut your left leg in the left pantlegPull up the zipper (zzzzzip!)And push the button through the holeGive it a rub for good luckComb the tas...Read Full Lyrics

These girls are hotThese girls are hotThese girls are hotThey just came out of the boiling waterThey just came out of the boiling waterThey just came out of the boiling waterThey j...Read Full Lyrics

I went drivin' today Couldn't help but think of how You're with somebody else And now you've got a child It's been a few years Since I saw you last I know you're doin' fine You do...Read Full Lyrics