Everything You Know Is Wrong Lyrics

My grandpa Doc was a wild old man, if what I heard was true. He loved Wild Bird and raised horses, and fought in World War Two. Now he and his brother married the same girl, and if...Read Full Lyrics

The way you talk makes me ignore every single word So I think of something else and fake it with the few I think I've heard She used to pray each night for God to come and wash awa...Read Full Lyrics

He's got a one bedroom trailer, an' a brand-new satellite dish, a warm beer an' a remote control in his two clenched fists, An' he sits in his chair, thinking of all the things he'...Read Full Lyrics

When you're hit, turn the other cheek, God always rewards the meek. I believed that shit when I was young. Turned out to be another scam, and it seems the older I am, the closer I ...Read Full Lyrics

Driving, driving in my car Down by the singles bar Tell me, tell me where can I find her Tell me, tell me, has anyone seen her? Saw her picture in a girlie magazine Just might hav...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I gotta go, down the road Outta my way, Pigfuckers, it's getting old I'm leavin town, anywhere bound Call my name, I won't be found. With your Wal-Mart gossip, and country-...Read Full Lyrics

Work the same job for 25 years Boss still don't know my name Whether I screw up or tow the line Things stay about the same Break my back making a rich man richer What am I working...Read Full Lyrics

Chicken Box, corn dog, hot grits, pecan logs, watermelon, pigs feet, fried squirrel, head cheese. Pork brains, sweet tea, hamhocks, butter beans, chopped mutton, bugoo, bananner pu...Read Full Lyrics

When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I ever had, my sister's friend, sweet little Sue. In the backyard, in a little shed, first time that I was fed--- that tas...Read Full Lyrics

Pasted pictures on the wall of groups she's never seen A walking, talking tribute to the fashion magazines Too hip for the suburbs Too scared of the streets All she wants out of li...Read Full Lyrics