One, two, three, four.
My name's Mr. Normaltyon,
I'm just an ordinary typr of bloke,
My life's mundane, I hate my job,
My life's mundane, I'm uch a knob.
I don't go icky ficky,
I d...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
Too much too high
You smoke, you die
Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,
His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob,
Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,
You're in big troud ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
My boss at work,
Is such a twat,
He wants to spank my bottom,
With a cricket bat.
He says he'll use,
A Gunn and Moore,
And spank my bottom 'till,
It's really sore.
Ooh he spanks me...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
Big
Green
Hungry
Mean
Maim mower, maim
Inyour garden on your lawn,
With your mower,
Bobbing along doing jobs,
Thinking life's just fine,
Youbend down, the mower frowns,
You wonder ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
Big and fat and bouncy,
Rectangle on the floor,
You bounce and bouncer,
'Till you can't take anymore,
You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You'll wish you'd never been...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
When King Arthur sat down,
On the river bank,
He had a mighty vision,
It really was quite wank.
Lancer with your zancer
Oi, Arthur,
Come over here,
Take thi sword,
Now fuck off.
No...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
Enter the church,
See the death,
Hear the lawnmower,
On Satan's breath.
Chorus:
Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower
Rape the virgin,
Blades destroy the cross,
Blood, gore...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
Don't talk to me about your scene,
And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams,
You've got a board and a baseball hat,
Don't fill me with your right on crap.
So you've got a board ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
All year long we get a rough deal,
Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields,
Mowers in jumpers we're destined to be
Slaughtered and turned into Big Mac of Wimpey.
Baaaa
Lrry Lamb is Go...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
Weebles are around,
Don't fall down
Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,
Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,
Don't fall dow...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Lawnmower Deth