Fauxhemia Lyrics

She's got a head full of plastic hairJust like that woman on channel 2You know that woman on the channel 2 newsYou know that woman all the anchormen do.She's not smart like Eleanor...Read Full Lyrics

Little girl, little girl come shake this worldShake it right to its coreMake it clear the revolution is hereThen shake it once moreSouthern Belle, Tattooed SiddalStand firm on your...Read Full Lyrics

Do you suffer from depression? Well, if you don't; you probably should,Because the world is an ugly violent place and the only people who can'tSee it are idiots and the blind. And ...Read Full Lyrics

Hangman!Is now lynch mob TV funThe game you played as a kidIf you're a killer you'd better run'cause the letters they're all hidGuess the death sentence phraseBefore the last lette...Read Full Lyrics

The trouble all started when he grabbed the gun from the rackA visit to the ol' workplace will show everyone he's backHe thanks his lucky stars; the ol' boss is still aroundTonight...Read Full Lyrics

I got my eye on some young guyComputer salesman at Best BuyYou might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm highI'm turning into some kind of spyHe's not a rocker he's not a modHe do...Read Full Lyrics

I've seen young people waste their timeReading books about sensitive VampiresIt's kinda sadBut you say it's not the end of the worldOr maybe it isI heard about the Horse race snipe...Read Full Lyrics

It's 35 CEI've got a villa on the isle of CapriFar from where prying eyes can seeI've got a passport to depravityRubbed a lobster in a fisherman's eyesBecause he took me by surpris...Read Full Lyrics

The man who spoke at graduationSaid "Life doesn't come with a manual"But one week later I found oneIn that Thrift store on Second and SamuelThe weathergirl on the TVSaid April show...Read Full Lyrics

I searched behind the cushions found a $1.35Every day I wonder how we manage to surviveIn the kitchen flies are buzzin' like bees in a hiveWorld keeps turnin' doesn't care if we li...Read Full Lyrics