Fantasy World Lyrics

I don't mind stacking papers in a pile And I don't care if it takes half an hour to get there Yeah it's alright I lose my days and keep my nights Just let me go and stay away f...Read Full Lyrics

I know there are things going on tonight, but I don't bother Only ten minutes across town that's right, but I don't bother I could put on a tight black shirt, but I don't bothe...Read Full Lyrics

Life's got its share of unexpected twists Some that I thought I was genetically born to miss I feel it in the morning that I'm getting old But this part of the birds and bees I ...Read Full Lyrics

Poke me in the belly button And you might get a laugh Workin on my cuticles Til my nails are torn in half Hit my head within your basement I feel like a giraffe Startin to ...Read Full Lyrics

There comes a time in my life to choose a health plan And now it's time in my life to choose a health plan You wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors Yeah that's how i s...Read Full Lyrics

I forgot to call myself I made myself mad I kept myself up all night I made myself cry I was late for my own dinner I stood myself up I forgot I had plans with myself I broke my ow...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever been furniture have you ever been somebody's seat Have you ever sat there catching crumbs while they eat Well? Have you ever been furniture have you ever been so...Read Full Lyrics

Ignore me Please ignore me Why not ignore me You should ignore me So you’re sick of interacting with women You wanna pay for something that’s free? Shut yourself up and...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sick I have a headache I got a fever I've got a runny nose I didn't get any sleep last night Cuz I'm sick I'm sick I'm sick I'm dehydrated I've got diarrhea I can't keep my foo...Read Full Lyrics

Hey office lady. I see you there with your rolodex You know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to change out this water jug one-handed But first Imma spill a few drops in...Read Full Lyrics