Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??! Lyrics

There's a bloke from Hereford Road Who really makes me groan, Everyday he's at the door Or on the telephone Why can't he just go away And leave me here alone In the pictures in the...Read Full Lyrics

My mates warned me long ago She will make you blue oo oo They said you've been had Untidy tart they told me so The home that I once knew oo oo Was a filthy floozys pad One more, ...Read Full Lyrics

Ooooh, ooooo She's a fibber She's always telling him lies He can't trust her No matter how he tries She swore to me That I would always be the one Then she blew me out she's upt an...Read Full Lyrics

With a candy floss she stood On the sand she looked real good, to me Love at first sight, what a drag I fell for a seaside slag, ooee Over the hills where the lads all yell Left...Read Full Lyrics

She looks so diviine & I can't see Why she prefers that nerd to me How come she ain't mine, I wanna be I wish that I could be Ernie 'i've got the blues, if I could choose Then I w...Read Full Lyrics

Guess who's working on the fiddle Tell me who works on the fiddle I'll tell you who works on the fiddle Oooo ooo Idle gossip Guess who's just come off the pill Tell me who's come o...Read Full Lyrics

[If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place] Give'z the money Peter Practice says to us Give'z the money quickly don't m...Read Full Lyrics

Steve is tender Steve is sweet She'll never let him go Steven made her life complete That's why I hate him so Would she ever really understand I came to Durham all the way from Su...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody loves me, nobody cares Nobody invites me to the party - we don't want him there Introverted, we stay Sittin all alone his night is so sad - he ain't got no mates [Chorus] D...Read Full Lyrics

I've got asthma and I can not breath Can't breath at all! I've got an inhaler with me I am choking and my face is blue Blue and it's getting worse! I think I will have to lie down....Read Full Lyrics