Handicapped Slut Lyrics

Couldn't make no money as a singer Didn't seem to get too far So I sell pot brownies and Vicodin From the back seat of my car Movin' back to Chicago Gonna rest my achin' head ...Read Full Lyrics

It's so fucking hot in here But the devil doesn't care The front row will be dripping wet But satan won't ever break a sweat He's in the car turning up the heat Burning my han...Read Full Lyrics

I don't need a crystal ball To tell me that I'll be Dead from liver failure Just wait around and see Don't need acupuncture To rid me of my pain I've got pharmaceuticals And...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well you can go and buy some stuff But it will never be enough To fill the void that's in your soul But I got something to fill that hole [Pre-Chorus] Baby, every...Read Full Lyrics

Last night, I got so high I think I had sex with the cable guy Well I'll admit, it would've been funny But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money I buy chronic every week ...Read Full Lyrics

Fuck yeah, we fuckin' rock We like chicks that suck our cocks We drink in the morning Do coke all day Look at me babe, I'm okay I'm fuckin' horny babes So here's the truth Y...Read Full Lyrics

If I was the King I would get myself a bitchin' crown And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne And at night I'd go in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Pick up your clothes, take the trash out Is that really all that love is about? Give me a back rub snuggle after sex This kind of stuff will turn you into my ex Ain't gonna d...Read Full Lyrics

If you really really really really love me Then you really really really gotta show me Don't whine when I put it in your booty Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty Never has...Read Full Lyrics

It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace The Pelozees of The Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding After removal from the Universe their last remaining...Read Full Lyrics