Favorite Shoes Lyrics

Should I be a GothI own a lot of blackThe music is depressingAnd I'll probably get attackedOr should I be a jockI own athletic socksI know it can be tiringBut my arms will be like ...Read Full Lyrics

Will that baby ever shut upI'm trying to sleep here, dudeTurn off that freaking reading lightAh, that dude behind me smells so badI'll just hold my cherry lip balm in front of my n...Read Full Lyrics

I'm done doin' the pooin'I've got something I'm pursuin'Got an idea that's brewin'No-one be misconstruin'Mix in the carrotsToss in some lettuceCan't forget the tomatoesMust not ups...Read Full Lyrics

What letter do you smell likeI smell like UWhat letter do you smell likeU smell like IWhat letter do you smell likeI smell like UWhat letter do you smell likeYou know it's trueWhat...Read Full Lyrics

Leland Pinquayne, Channel 10 NewsI am here in the school cafeteria at Shenendehowa High SchoolOn a quest to find out what the children think about the qualityOf the delicious food ...Read Full Lyrics

Do you smell the popcornCan you hear the laughterCan you see the crazy ridesWonder how we'll feel right afterI haven't been to one of theseSince I was 21Guess who went on the most ...Read Full Lyrics

What if in the Cow Face PoseMy colon suddenly blows, whoaI can't do Downward Facing DogIf I fill the room with lots of fogMy discomfort is reaching new heightsI'm about to rip righ...Read Full Lyrics

Itchy noseWatery eyesRunny noseAgonizedEver since I popped the questionNasal congestionIndigestionI'm allergic to youBut I get a shot once a month so I can be around youI'm allergi...Read Full Lyrics

All the Gaytors in the houseCelebrate with mePut on your T-shirtsBe proud and freeClap along to the beatGet up from your seatMove your cheeksAnd slide your feetI love to be a membe...Read Full Lyrics

What's that smellI don't knowWhat's that smellIt's just my toesWhat's that smellLike I saidOh, that's rightIt's just my toesPoopy smellsPoopy's greatPoopy makes my bells ringPoopy ...Read Full Lyrics