Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt Lyrics

You-you-you-oooLook like a dor-r-r-kYou act like a dorkMost of the time, alsoYou're a dor-r-r-r-k(Butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)You are a double-dork butt rash(Butt ...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: [...] I'll tell you what the story is on the recording of this material. I don't want to take it into the studio until you can play all that stuff from memory and it feels natu...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: Awright. This is it. This is the Big One. Happy Halloween Everybody! Hi Debbie.Audient: !!!This is Frank Zappa on Halloween and he's like Guy Lombardo on New Years!!FZ: Awright...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, a record company had A&R people in it who would take a chance, make a decision, use their gut reaction, sign a group, and see what they could do with it. Okay? Th...Read Full Lyrics

Interviewer: Who came up with the name "Mothers of Invention"?FZ: I did.Interviewer: Just . . . ?FZ: Well, it was sort of forced upon me because, uh, the group was originally calle...Read Full Lyrics

Interviewer: How did the group get together?FZ: They were working, uh . . . the lead singer Ray, the bass player Roy, and one of the drummers, Jim, were all working in a bar, in a ...Read Full Lyrics

Going back again to see that girlI left behind me when I went outTo see this great big worldI hope that she feels the same about meAs she did before I went outTo see this great big...Read Full Lyrics

FZ:The story of the . . . the music of the Mothers is the story of, uh . . . a combination of what I knew about music from . . . from my studies plus the musical capabilites of the...Read Full Lyrics

Dear PFIQ, Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters. I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all. I finally go...Read Full Lyrics

When the last decrepit factory has dumped its final load of toxic waste into the water supply and shipped its last badly manufactured, incompetently designed consumer thing, we gaz...Read Full Lyrics