I'm So Happy I Could Cry Lyrics

FZ:The story of the . . . the music of the Mothers is the story of, uh . . . a combination of what I knew about music from . . . from my studies plus the musical capabilites of the...Read Full Lyrics

Dear PFIQ, Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many letters. I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all. I finally go...Read Full Lyrics

When the last decrepit factory has dumped its final load of toxic waste into the water supply and shipped its last badly manufactured, incompetently designed consumer thing, we gaz...Read Full Lyrics

[includes Narrhalla-Marsch (trad.) and a quote from Louie Louie (Richard Berry)]Reiner Romer: Ladies and gentlemen, here he goes, Peter Rundel, he seems to be disgusted. Whatever. ...Read Full Lyrics

Rhonda: (stage whisper)Harry, this is not dream girls!Harry: (stage whisper)They told me it had c-c-colored folk in it, rhonda, and that's always a sure sign of good, solid, musica...Read Full Lyrics

RHONDA:HARRY! HARRY, is that YOU as a BOY? HARRY:Why, it MUST be! He's so charming and sweet and likeable! THING-FISH:HARRY-AS-A-BOY, c'mon over 'n say a few words to de nice peopl...Read Full Lyrics

CRAB-GRASS BABY:Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. Stroke me pompadour, father. Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my ca...Read Full Lyrics

[Chuck Wild broadway piano]Evil Prince:(mammified fake-Broadway singing)What is happenin' to me!An' also to de ol' zom-BIEI used tum know?Of c'ose deyOnce was so spectaculuhhh!Now ...Read Full Lyrics

This is a story, tell it quick as I canA week ago, I met a stumbler manHe stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls" I begged his pardon, shoul...Read Full Lyrics

Purple hazeAll in my brainWell lately things they just doesn't seem the sameOh I actin' funnyAnd I doesn't know whyExcuse meWhile I kiss this guyPurple hazeAll aroundDon't know if ...Read Full Lyrics