Fifty Things Lyrics

Looking for a girl to hug and hold To cuddle by the fire when the air gets cold To give me company when I feel gray A friendly girl with who I can play She must be good, she mu...Read Full Lyrics

(This is a gorilla girl) (1. 2. 3) Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love. No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove. Gifted was this girl of mine, great ...Read Full Lyrics

Are we not the living proof of the idiot God who placed us here Are we not His dirty children, His unwashed sons who He holds dear Are we not the proof that there may've been anot...Read Full Lyrics

Happy is the bride The sun shines upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy Ya' know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy 'till I annihilate you Li...Read Full Lyrics

Goin' to Graceland We're goin' today! I'm so happy I just can't wait! Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died When we get to Graceland We'll have to ride a bus We'd better wa...Read Full Lyrics

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard ...Read Full Lyrics

Stan's been seeing phantoms and we're not sure what to do His screaming keeps the whole house up all night Though we've never touched his closet and his problems are few Something ...Read Full Lyrics

Start off in the womb, yeah, where it's nice and warm Things are lookin' good, then it's time to be born Doctor pulls you out and slaps you on the butt And before you know it your ...Read Full Lyrics

A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?' A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' They call me the walrus...Read Full Lyrics

I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have too many fingers Some of them need to leave Help me out of my body Help me not to sleep I can't stay awake Somebody help me, pl...Read Full Lyrics