Howard Beware Lyrics

Stan's been seeing phantoms and we're not sure what to do His screaming keeps the whole house up all night Though we've never touched his closet and his problems are few Something ...Read Full Lyrics

Start off in the womb, yeah, where it's nice and warm Things are lookin' good, then it's time to be born Doctor pulls you out and slaps you on the butt And before you know it your ...Read Full Lyrics

A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?' A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' They call me the walrus...Read Full Lyrics

I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have too many fingers Some of them need to leave Help me out of my body Help me not to sleep I can't stay awake Somebody help me, pl...Read Full Lyrics

Joe: ???? Rodney: Get Out ??? Joe: Ya, that was me. (1.2. a 1.2.3.4) What am I gonna do When I get close to you? Wanna hold you next to me But you bring me misery I hate you, but...Read Full Lyrics

It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom found Jesus Christ. His Spirit was trapped inside an old Nana Shepard's bottle that Mom picked Out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom br...Read Full Lyrics

[2 versions] Version 1: --------- From the Smokin' Banana Peels EP I hate myself - hate myself And you - I hate you I hate myself - hate myself And you - I hate you Roses are ...Read Full Lyrics

Across the sea across the sea That's where your hand was takin' me Goin' to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's call...Read Full Lyrics

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the ...Read Full Lyrics

Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the power To put a hole into your chest? When the kids are crying And the welfare check's been spent Would I rob a liquor store ...Read Full Lyrics