Fight Fiercely, Harvard! Lyrics

During the last election we had a good deal of fun back east following your senatorial contest out here. I'm from massachusetts and I feel we have a certain right to gloat over the...Read Full Lyrics

One more love song. I generally like to include at least one or two love songs in the evening's program, partly perhaps to convince people that even at the harvard university gradu...Read Full Lyrics

Now, I'm sure you're all aware that this week is national gall-bladder week. So as sort of an educational feature at this point I thought I would acquaint you with some of the resu...Read Full Lyrics

I have only comparatively recently emerged from the united states army so that I am now of course in the radio-active reserve and, the usual jokes about the army aside, one of the ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, what I like to do on formal occasions like this is to take some of the various types of songs that we all know and presumably love, and, as it were, to kick them when they're...Read Full Lyrics

You're wearing your squeaky shoes And right there taking a snooze Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by? Silently ... silently ... silent ... l-y You're a secret agent man Who's af...Read Full Lyrics

I love my friends and they love me We're just as close as we can be And just because we really care Whatever we get, we share! I got it from agnes She got it from jim We all agree...Read Full Lyrics

For many years now, mr. Danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of succe...Read Full Lyrics

Next we have the dear-hearts-and-gentle-people's school of songwriting, in which the singer tells you that, no matter how much sin and vice and crime go on where he comes from, it'...Read Full Lyrics

A considerable amount of commotion was stirred up during the past year over the prospect of a multi-lateral force, known to the headline writers as mlf. much of this discussion too...Read Full Lyrics