Lobachevsky Lyrics

Next we have the dear-hearts-and-gentle-people's school of songwriting, in which the singer tells you that, no matter how much sin and vice and crime go on where he comes from, it'...Read Full Lyrics

A considerable amount of commotion was stirred up during the past year over the prospect of a multi-lateral force, known to the headline writers as mlf. much of this discussion too...Read Full Lyrics

Some of you who have small children may have perhaps been put in the embarrassing position of being unable to do your child's arithmetic homework because of the current revolution ...Read Full Lyrics

It seems that most of the songs that you hear these days on the radio played by the disc-jockeys, apart from rock-n-roll and other childrens' records, tend to be motion-picture tit...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to take you now on wings of song, as it were, and try and help you forget perhaps for a while your drab, wretched lives. Here's a song all about spring-time in general, an...Read Full Lyrics

Time was when an american about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed and now a foreigner coming to this coun...Read Full Lyrics

And now to the love song. I'm sure you're familiar with love songs on the order of he's just my bill, my man, my joe, my max, and so on where the girl who sings them tells you that...Read Full Lyrics

Who can turn a can into a cane? Who can turn a pan into a pane? It's not too hard to see It's silent e Who can turn a cub into a cube? Who can turn a tub into a tube? It's element...Read Full Lyrics

I do have a cause though. it is obscenity. I'm for it. unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a mat...Read Full Lyrics

To the tune of "that's entertainment." Counting sheep When you're trying to sleep, Being fair When there's something to share, Being neat When you're folding a sheet, That's mathe...Read Full Lyrics