Fight For Your Right To Masturbate Lyrics

Down on Haley, Haley Street Where the drugs are easy and the s** is cheap You never know just who you'll meet on Haley Crack dealer looks out his door Winks his eye and waves to hi...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah she, she's bustin' out Put the suitcase in the Pinto And get the hell out of Ohio She gets on that great highway Doesn't wanna' be anywhere She's an easy mark O-ho, o-ho, o-ho...Read Full Lyrics

Parked at the dark end of your street I'm sticking to my vinyl seat I got my big old spy scope out I'm sneaking right up to your house [Chorus:] My golfshirt is tatter and torn I'...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not the one you dream aboutand I'm not the one you can't live with out I'm not the one you want to see I'm not the one you want to be seen with. But when you're tired of all th...Read Full Lyrics

You wanted to save her From her heavy metal behavior Soft sadness in her world and So you made her be your girlfriend When she sang those songs it made you cry Now, she's in the h...Read Full Lyrics

Don't bother going to class Cuz nobody cares if you cut And it's not smart to experiment With ben gay on your nuts If you ask her out and she says maybe What she really means is no...Read Full Lyrics

Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year? No Well let me tell you about it! For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree And Sally in Ohi...Read Full Lyrics

You've got style You've got class And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass. I made him angry I made him annoyed When I sent you funny pictures from my Polariod. I can'...Read Full Lyrics

Ahhhhhhh I, I don't kill And I don't murder Or manufacture atomoic weapons. And I, don't eat meat And I, don't eat vegetables N-n-no! Cause I only eat candy O-O-O I only eat sweets...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take you out for ice cream And show you a real good time I wanna take you to the baseball game I wanna...Read Full Lyrics