Golfshirt Lyrics

You wanted to save her From her heavy metal behavior Soft sadness in her world and So you made her be your girlfriend When she sang those songs it made you cry Now, she's in the h...Read Full Lyrics

Don't bother going to class Cuz nobody cares if you cut And it's not smart to experiment With ben gay on your nuts If you ask her out and she says maybe What she really means is no...Read Full Lyrics

Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year? No Well let me tell you about it! For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree And Sally in Ohi...Read Full Lyrics

You've got style You've got class And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass. I made him angry I made him annoyed When I sent you funny pictures from my Polariod. I can'...Read Full Lyrics

Ahhhhhhh I, I don't kill And I don't murder Or manufacture atomoic weapons. And I, don't eat meat And I, don't eat vegetables N-n-no! Cause I only eat candy O-O-O I only eat sweets...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take you out for ice cream I wanna take you out for ice cream And show you a real good time I wanna take you to the baseball game I wanna...Read Full Lyrics

There's a new leader in the land, With a platform that I understand, I saw her face in the magazine, She looks hot in her tight jeans, Keep marching on... A solider of love, Jenna ...Read Full Lyrics

When you borrowed it that night You wore my jacket for the last time The jacket used to be our history Now it's only covered with your cold memory So much time I spent with you ...Read Full Lyrics

Straight out of Boston To reinvent the modern rock and roll He put down the cigarette and dropped out of B.U. Too sensitive for this world Too sensitive for that girl He could lo...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a boner for Christmas Mend up your stocking hole Cause this lump ain't ne'er coal I've got a boner for Christmas Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins You be the turk...Read Full Lyrics