Fire Water Burn Lyrics

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la Wi...Read Full Lyrics

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound gang bangs more than the dirty dozen Alley oop here comes the slam you know where I stand I'm feelin' like anthrax cause you know I'm...Read Full Lyrics

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one ...Read Full Lyrics

You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling ...Read Full Lyrics

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room ...Read Full Lyrics

Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren't the whores you're looking for Jackass If the Crocodile Hunte...Read Full Lyrics

Looking out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Friday night and everyone's moving I can feel the heat but it's seuth...Read Full Lyrics

Let's?? try again This time we're sloppy Like child birth Where's! my f gay***bass guitar Everybody? Look Around Hear The Sound Something Specials Gonna Come Your Way We Got Somet...Read Full Lyrics

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get...Read Full Lyrics

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky Daddy long legs is a mean ass honky And jimmy pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy Cause I'm the loch...Read Full Lyrics