He's been trying with limited success
To get this girl to let him get into her pants
But every time he thinks he's getting close
She threatens death before he gets a chance
And th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
I'm counting back
The number of the steps
It took for me to get
Back on the wagon of the weekend
I'll use the autotimer to prove that
I got home with my imagination
If they find t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
There is this thing that's like touching except you don't touch
Back in the day it just went without saying at all
All the world's history gradually dying of shock
There is this th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
Presenting modern moonlight just as advertised
Coke and Pepsi finally found a compromise
How can they complain that we're all fucked up kids
When they keep on changing who our moth...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
Let's get lost
Fingers crossed
It is an ordinary evening
I am broadcasting are you receiving
Sick sick sound
All fall down
It is a necessary evil
Just like highway gas stations an...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
There's no end to the love you can give
When you change your point of view to underfoot
Very good
You may be flat but you're breathing
And there's no doubt he's at home in his roo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
Dear Mr. and or Mrs. sender
We're pleased to inform you that your application's been accepted
Starting from the time you get this letter
Your life will be one never-ending "hope yo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
The record goes from blue to gold, so thank you for all your help
I know you want to jump around but try to contain yourself
You always struck me as the type to take it lightly
But...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
Raise your glass,
We have incorporated.
Place your bets,
We're all so sick of waiting.
Queen takes Jack,
You got me this time,
But I'll get you back.
So pick a number.
To all the ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls
I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger
Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV
Giddy as a gang banger with a set of sutures
Where his Magic Johnson ought to be
Yes, I'll t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Dresden Dolls