First Orgasm Lyrics

You can tell By the scars on my arms And cracks in my hips And the dents in my car And the blisters on my lips That I'm not the carefullest of girls You can tell From the glass on...Read Full Lyrics

No one's asking to go dancing it's not like that anymore Its romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door Its a gory sort of story that's been told a hundred ti...Read Full Lyrics

So you don't want to hear about my good song? And you don't want to hear about how I am getting on With all the things that I can get done The sun is in the sky and I am by my lone...Read Full Lyrics

Gravity plays favorites, I know it cause I saw Honest to God, Officer, it's awful Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor Showing off my talents by the mouthful Hate ...Read Full Lyrics

Half underwater I'm half my mother's daughter A fraction's left up to dispute The whole collection Half off the price they're asking In the halfway house of I'll repute Half accid...Read Full Lyrics

He told me that I knew just what to laugh at And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so I could know for certain So on the bench I watched his left hand cr...Read Full Lyrics

Bring two prix fixe dinners up I'll unwrap the plastic cups It's just us my love It's just us my love I will make the room up nice Put your insides all on ice It was real true lov...Read Full Lyrics

I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be Yes i'll tel...Read Full Lyrics

Missed me, missed me, Now you've got to kiss me If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister If I tell her, mister, She might tell my mother And my mother, mister, Just might tel...Read Full Lyrics

Presenting modern moonlight just as advertised Coke and pepsi finally found a compromise How can they complain that we're all fucked up kids When they keep on changing who our moth...Read Full Lyrics