Me And The Minibar Lyrics

I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be Yes i'll tel...Read Full Lyrics

Missed me, missed me, Now you've got to kiss me If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister If I tell her, mister, She might tell my mother And my mother, mister, Just might tel...Read Full Lyrics

Presenting modern moonlight just as advertised Coke and pepsi finally found a compromise How can they complain that we're all fucked up kids When they keep on changing who our moth...Read Full Lyrics

Let's get lost Fingers crossed It is an ordinary evening I am broadcasting are you receiving Sick sick sound All fall down It is a necessary evil Just like highway gas stations an...Read Full Lyrics

Oh mrs. o Will you tell us where the naughty children go Will you show How the sky turned white and everybody froze Heaven knows how they got into the fireplace But everybody's say...Read Full Lyrics

I'm counting back The number of the steps It took for me to get Back on the wagon of the weekend I'll use the autotimer to prove that I'll get home with my imagination If they fin...Read Full Lyrics

We're a sorry bunch The odds of it are such a drag my darling I could've lost her hand You should look where you are going God I could have lost my life But I would lose a hun...Read Full Lyrics

There is this thing that's like touching except you don't touch Back in the day, it just went without saying at all All the world's history gradually dying of shock There is thing ...Read Full Lyrics

He's been trying with limited success To get this girl to let him get into her pants But every time he thinks he's getting close She threatens death before he gets a chance And th...Read Full Lyrics

Sorry for swipe off But you know they'll hunt you down Drop every box and step back The spring might come out My little miss cotton You're quite the stubborn kind If we can...Read Full Lyrics