Wipe that smile off your face, get back to work!I’m not paying you to sit around and listen to this!The president of Naked Caveman will be here within the hour!I want to impress ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
Too lazy to hold a phone to your ear,You want everything about you to be heard.All you’re blubbering,All you’re whining.Let’s all listen in, as you demean your spouse.Wait, w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
(ice cream truck jingle)This is my street!(Chris goes crazy on drums)No, this is my street!...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
Looking in the mirror,Blinding myself with orange,I hold the ultimate weapon.Standing on the porch,With my wiffle bat,I declare open season.From across the street comes an ancient ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
Pool cue through your eye piercing your cornea,Stabbing through your grey matter,Out the back of your skull.Getting you stuck to the grill of a mach truck,Driving straight for a co...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
Everyone needs a favorite food,Unfortunately yetis are separated indefinitely from theirs.Thankfully, every ten years,We spend hard earned, placed in stripper’s underwear,Governm...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
The intranet is home to many things,All of which can warp your mind,Creating something as ridiculous as this sound.Skank out a window, and,Just make sure every day you visit:www.as...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
Open your lunchbox, Your mommy packed you a surprise.Frozen body parts of those shot on campus during 'Nam.Toss 'em in the wave, think of them as chicken fingers.Everything tastes ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Ski Mask Sacrifice
(CHORUS)
Mama getting high on Chardonnay
Mama getting high on Chardonnay
Sleeps all night and she drinks all day
Mama getting high on Chardonnay
Mama send the kids off to school....Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Blue Meanies