Flogged by a Feather Lyrics

Old McDonald's farm for sale in single acre lotsPacks of rabid scouts for sale that tie you up in knotsPerfect human beings for sale with brains at extra costAnd things for you to ...Read Full Lyrics

Embracing sweetly on the sideAll mingled lips and limbs amidst a mist becalmBut bent betwixt our beating breastsI always get the 4th armThat losing hand I have to foldWhen by mista...Read Full Lyrics

As my voice hangs halfway between my heart and my headThere's some hefty haggling over how things are saidHeaps of hard fought dealings between my thoughts and feelingsCompletely l...Read Full Lyrics

You're out having lots of fun and you're not hurting anyoneBut when someone says "that can't be done"That's a fun detectorFun detector, fun detector, lower your brow and raise your...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a big car and a big familySome people say it's bad for the ecologyBut I don't care for what they sayI've worked damn hard to get where I am todayI don't know much but I kn...Read Full Lyrics

I like you like I like to breatheLife's bare necessities are, for me,Food to eat...with youWater to drink...with youAnd a place to sleep, ah yes, a place to sleepIt's more than lov...Read Full Lyrics

The girl of my dreamsHas the head of a donkeyThe girl of my dreamsRan me over with a steam rollerThe girl of my dreamsTurned into my motherThe girl of my dreamsMade me fall off my ...Read Full Lyrics

Gone all gooey and I'm wait for a violin to startNow the butterflies are fighting for the honey in my heartGone all mushy like a peach upon a beach Beyond the reach of any clicking...Read Full Lyrics

You drive a BMWThe traffic doesn't trouble youYou drive around in a dreamYou don't use your indicatorYou're a wicked tailgaterAnd your lights are always high beamThe broken down or...Read Full Lyrics

I've got to go because I've got to goI've just got to go, I'm sorry, but I've got to goI've got to leave you nowI've got to ride into the sunsetI don't know when or how we'll meet ...Read Full Lyrics