Fourteen Pints Of Beer And A Kebab Lyrics

He was quiet, he was shy A stay-at-home sort of guy Someone you'd trust your sister with Had a twinkle in his eye Yet they say he was psychotic They say psychotically disturbe...Read Full Lyrics

Loudly let the trumpets bray, Tum tum turrah! Tum tum turrah! Loudly bang the sounding brasses Shall we walk hand in hand through the park? We'll whisper sweet nothings and love s...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, do you understand me now? Sometimes I seem a little mad Don't you know no one alive Can always be an angel When things go wrong, you're bound to see some bad I'm just a soul...Read Full Lyrics

If you want to know who we are (If you want to know who we are) We are gentlemen of Japan (We are gentlemen of Japan) Shall I baby-sit for your sister Gwen? I shall run 'round her...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know much about art but I can tell you this: Duchamp's Urinal is a piece of piss Van Gogh cut off his ear to spite his face - so what! Me, I've got a message for the whole ...Read Full Lyrics

We should all go back to church cos they've hit the market place They're getting fashionable ideas from back issues of "The Face" They've bought part shares in the pill, porn video...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a patchwork quilt of a man, babe Think I've got too many side It's the tormented struggle of each da Keeping all these fears locked inside Did you dance with me for a joke, ba...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, it's a curse But what worse is the sorrow Of the shadow that haunts my life (Heaven knows) I'd be the last to complain But this feeling remains That somehow I just don't feel a...Read Full Lyrics

I fuck Dogs In the park, after dark When the moon is up high in the sky The great dane is too tall Chiwawa's are too small But the dog that I like To quell lonely nights The...Read Full Lyrics

She was gifted in warfare, sweet as a sparrow Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom Her sword was truth, her faith her armour Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom Oh Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc Joan of Arc...Read Full Lyrics