Funk You Lyrics

We should all go back to church cos they've hit the market place They're getting fashionable ideas from back issues of "The Face" They've bought part shares in the pill, porn video...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a patchwork quilt of a man, babe Think I've got too many side It's the tormented struggle of each da Keeping all these fears locked inside Did you dance with me for a joke, ba...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, it's a curse But what worse is the sorrow Of the shadow that haunts my life (Heaven knows) I'd be the last to complain But this feeling remains That somehow I just don't feel a...Read Full Lyrics

I fuck Dogs In the park, after dark When the moon is up high in the sky The great dane is too tall Chiwawa's are too small But the dog that I like To quell lonely nights The...Read Full Lyrics

She was gifted in warfare, sweet as a sparrow Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom Her sword was truth, her faith her armour Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom Oh Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc Joan of Arc...Read Full Lyrics

Well I flipped my wig in the Valley of the Dolls Went on a teenage rampage, what a trip, trip, trip This psychedelic retro that they don't understand Open up your mind, button up y...Read Full Lyrics

You've been flirting like crazy Since I walked in through the door You were so damned obvious I almost licked the floor And though you're not attractive There is still something th...Read Full Lyrics

My soul was pierced by the Lord's blessed spear My eyes were blinded by his light My heart is witness to a burning passion I am unworthy before his sight Deliver me from the mouth...Read Full Lyrics

I love a girl called Maria Her name is Maria They call her Mari, Mari Mari, Mari, Maria She loves a guy who's a Maori A New Zealand Maori Yes, he's a Maori, Maori Maori, Maori, Ma...Read Full Lyrics

I won a big prize in a magazine A night in Ramsay Street with what's-his-name and Charlene I sat there eagerly with my private invitation My thoughts were filled with bizarre initi...Read Full Lyrics