Frozen Orange Lyrics

Last weekI flew to San Diego to see my auntieon day one I met her hot stepdaughtershe's a cheerleader, she's a virgin and she's really dumbas she stepped out of her massive car,I c...Read Full Lyrics

Youre just 19 But already the bichiest queen Your rooms a mess Im not impressed But damn you have The cutest dress The worlds not fait You just cant deal with your despair Aspirin...Read Full Lyrics

One thing you'll learn you can betit's that love is as good as it getsand you'll get more if you give itYou can say that love's not really thereand pretend that you dont really car...Read Full Lyrics

Straight motherfuckin ballinPart two, still ballinWestside[Verse One: 2Pac]Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin on the...Read Full Lyrics

I was taking compass bearings for the Ordinance SurveyOn an army training camp on Salisbury plain,I had packed up my theodolite, was calling it a day,When I heard a voice that sang...Read Full Lyrics

Peek-a-Boo, I can't see you,Everything must be grand.Boo-ka-Pee, they can't see me,As long as I've got me head in the sand.Peek-a-Boo, it may be true,There's something in what you'...Read Full Lyrics

Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros muchIf you ask the reason why,They will tell you because of his scaly touchOr his hard and glittering eye;But should you ask a truthful man You will ...Read Full Lyrics

A elephant's life is tedious, laborious and slowI've been an elephant all me life so I blooming well ought to know.He never forgets a name or face ooooh!He knows his way from place...Read Full Lyrics

A Bradypus, or Sloth, am I, I live a life of easeContented not to do or die, But idle as I pleaseI have three toes on either foot, Or half a doz. on bothWith leaves and fruits, and...Read Full Lyrics

'Twas on a Monday morning The Gas-Man came to call; The gas tap wouldn't turn - I wasn't getting gas at all. He tore out all the skirting boards To try and find the main, And I had...Read Full Lyrics