Fuck Her Gently Lyrics

JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up. KG: Whahahat? Wh? JB: Wake up. KG: What? JB: Y...Read Full Lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 6 It doesn't matter if it is good, it only matters if it rocks The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off There's no such thing as a rock prodigy 'Ca...Read Full Lyrics

Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, Gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeee...Read Full Lyrics

All you people up there in City Hall, You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall. All you...Read Full Lyrics

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? JB: Pshh, yeah, in fac...Read Full Lyrics

JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING KG: *Click* Two Kings. JB: Hey Kage. KG: Hey. JB: How's it goin? KG: Good, good. JB: What're ya doin? KG: Oh God, I was just, I w- JB: I love...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) JB: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it. Kage, come here, I want you! KG: What, what? God! Sleeping dude! JB: Oh my god, I did it. I done it, I fuckin' did it, dude. The mo...Read Full Lyrics

JB: Kage... KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. Drive-through guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-through guy: May I have your o...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) KG: Jack, do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that are, really, are actually robots, living among us- JB: No. KG: That we can't tell. JB: No,...Read Full Lyrics

We should talk about the hard fucking though. Hard fucking? Because, I think its a pretty common complaint. Yup. The ladies don't really like the hard fucking. You feel like you're...Read Full Lyrics