Karate Schnitzel Lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 6 It doesn't matter if it is good, it only matters if it rocks The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off There's no such thing as a rock prodigy 'Ca...Read Full Lyrics

Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, Gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeee...Read Full Lyrics

All you people up there in City Hall, You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall. All you...Read Full Lyrics

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... JB: Yeah? KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? JB: Pshh, yeah, in fac...Read Full Lyrics

JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING KG: *Click* Two Kings. JB: Hey Kage. KG: Hey. JB: How's it goin? KG: Good, good. JB: What're ya doin? KG: Oh God, I was just, I w- JB: I love...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) JB: Oh my god. Oh my god, I've done it. Kage, come here, I want you! KG: What, what? God! Sleeping dude! JB: Oh my god, I did it. I done it, I fuckin' did it, dude. The mo...Read Full Lyrics

JB: Kage... KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. Drive-through guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-through guy: May I have your o...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) KG: Jack, do you think some people... do you think that there's some people that are, really, are actually robots, living among us- JB: No. KG: That we can't tell. JB: No,...Read Full Lyrics

We should talk about the hard fucking though. Hard fucking? Because, I think its a pretty common complaint. Yup. The ladies don't really like the hard fucking. You feel like you're...Read Full Lyrics

This is a song For the ladies, But fella's, Listen closely. You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you got to make some love And...Read Full Lyrics