Maria Lyrics

I won a big prize in a magazine A night in Ramsay Street with what's-his-name and Charlene I sat there eagerly with my private invitation My thoughts were filled with bizarre initi...Read Full Lyrics

Uno cerveza! Uno, dos, tres, quatro! Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein cha-cha-cha! Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein cha-cha-cha! Arriba! Here comes the German Reunification Catch the plane to Bue...Read Full Lyrics

Moral Dilemmas. Just answer these questions in your own minds and in = Your Own hearts. Most importantly, answer these questions honestly. 1. You№re walking along a country road....Read Full Lyrics

Hi Ma, I've come back home 'Cause I don't like this world we live in For all my faults and failures Please tell me I'm forgiven I want my old womb back My cosy cubby-hole I want to...Read Full Lyrics

My baby's gone to jail She won't be out for quite a while My baby's gone to jail Cos she set fire to my child Do you know what she did? She charcoal grilled the kid Then got a buta...Read Full Lyrics

I met her at the Sailor's Arms, a bar down by the docks Full of prostitutes and deviants and fellas wearing frocks Went there to drown my sorrow, my misery and pain With fourteen m...Read Full Lyrics

Let's dig, let's jump Let's get into the river and a-humma-humma-hump Your tail, tail wag Let's get into the kennel and shagga-shagga-shag Shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang Shang-a-lang-d...Read Full Lyrics

When I get famous There'll be so many people want to know me So if you want to know me right now You'd better make some kind of an effort When I get famous there'll be so many peop...Read Full Lyrics

Sooty's all grown up, he's not a puppet anymore He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of Stout And threw a dart in Swe...Read Full Lyrics

With a downward blast From his doughy arse Like a lance of fire He shot up the mast As he mumbled blasphemous epitaphs "I am the sailor!" And the captain cried with a mighty heave...Read Full Lyrics