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Sometimes at night he'll phone me he's lonely He think he's wrong when he's righ I'm glad he's back I stood outside, I never went in well, he wouldn't let me by I knew I had to ...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, I'm harry. I've had women I've had germs They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses Only one way, only one way Why can't we take a couple of tablets? ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my lucky number's been rolling all summer And when the sun shines, I celebrate The beauty in life - it's my duty in life 'Cause the rhythm of change Will carry on beatin...Read Full Lyrics

I can see them coming beating paths to my door Come to see me running my natural course, iceberg At glacial pace, an unusual case Took to the streets, icebreaker sleek Through ...Read Full Lyrics

I've seen everything I've seen everything I've seen everything Soothe your fear, we're off where it's warmer Here's to all of us, I know you are worried We're leaving here, ...Read Full Lyrics

This is the tail, this is the nose Sniffing, romancing and scaring the crows Pissing away all of the day Over and over and over and over again I'll bury your bones, isn't it go...Read Full Lyrics

Out for a spell, I was slated. I'd lost a yard, I was hated I dug a rug out in the dugout, lazing, I joined in the turnout That's no life at all Out for a spell, got neglected...Read Full Lyrics

The hardest thing of all is to belong The oddest thing of all this time Is I'm not sad at all I can see beyond the hardest thing of all...goodbye Leave me alone, you're a...Read Full Lyrics

All I can hear is the clucking of tongues I can see them Plucking at crumbs of conversations A drunk uncle's breath And they're touching my hand As now turns into then Dream ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm on a B road heading for the sea To see if hands across the ocean'll shake or wave Through the whiplash of the windscreen wipers I can see for miles but all I do is watch the ti...Read Full Lyrics