Get Born Lyrics

God gives a godawful blow job.Don't ever get a blow job from God because God gives a godawful blow job.Don't ever let him slob on your knob like it's corn on the cob....Read Full Lyrics

You're a bag of shit.I love you.You're my best friend.You're a bag of shit.I love you.You're my best friend.You're a bag of shit, you bag of trash.I love you, best friend.Fuck yeah...Read Full Lyrics

If you work a 9 to 5, then quit your fucking job.You could come with us and be a stupid punk rock slob.If you work a 9 to 5, then quick your fucking job.You could come with us and ...Read Full Lyrics

You're a fucking poet.Good, shut up.You think you know it.Good, shut up.You think you're punk and you don't give a fuck.Quit trying to be Dick Titty Blood Punch.You're a poet and y...Read Full Lyrics

I'm on the run with two girls from Indiana who have no idea that I just robbed a bank.The radio says they'll apprehend me in Atlanta, but I turned around and drove the other way.Wh...Read Full Lyrics

Jerry Sandusky.Sports, sports!OJ Simpson.Sports, sports!Michael Vick.Sports, sports!Ray Rice, punch your wife.Sports, sports, sports!Take a left.Take a left.Nascar.Sports!Driving i...Read Full Lyrics

We're just a bunch of fucking spazz kids, chock full of all of the asbestos from all these stupid office spaces.Just tell me where my fucking desk is, you dingus!You spend your lif...Read Full Lyrics

You think you got me all worked out.You think you know what the fuck I'm about, but you should shut your fucking mouth before I punch you way down south.I'm going to punch you in y...Read Full Lyrics

I got fired on a Tuesday on my break smoking cigs in the lot.Came back to find some church group.Man, they were really pissed off.I got fired for Satan!I got fired for Satan!That S...Read Full Lyrics

I just got some crack.Let's smoke it in the back, and I just got some Jack to drink after that.Take this, drink this.Smoke this, fuck you.Take this, drink this.Smoke this, fuck you...Read Full Lyrics