Gaggle Of Friends Lyrics

Spaceghost, the twins and blip Were busy fighting the Cosmic Witch She jumped into her craft and sped away Leading them on a high speed chase Spaceghost. The twins and blip Explor...Read Full Lyrics

The TV's loud It screams at me again Reminds me of my mom Fighting with my new step dad Who the hell are you? All you do is fuck my mom and eat her food Why should I listen to you...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a talking walking stick Blow me over in the wind I want to be paper thin I want to fart through silk Head down in the toilet bowl Two fingers down my throat Vomit dripping off...Read Full Lyrics

Penis severed off with a butcher knife Only to be sewn on a again A permanent notch on his crotch Will it ever stiffen again? He better keep it in his pants this time Or he might ...Read Full Lyrics

He seemed shy and so confused Now that he's older, he's last year's news She is looking for somebody fresh and young She is looking for someone less miserable She's looking for so...Read Full Lyrics

You should've listened to your mother And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parents And doubled up on your peas and carrots Even though I eat...Read Full Lyrics

Dogboy climbed the tower Not sure if he'd jump or fall The driver of the big black Hearse He sat there waiting Waiting for the worst Waiting for the word Dogtown was elated When ...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream that I saw Dean Yes, I saw Dino in my dream He had the body of an alien He was visiting planet Earth for the weekend Dean Martin was a Martian Approach with extreme ...Read Full Lyrics

A starlet lay dead Her blood's on the fridge Those hippies, they've gone too far Once, they were passive they've done too much acid While freaking out at the farm Charlie is up fo...Read Full Lyrics

No prize for congeniality Never knew popularity The ugly stick had wished To one day become a swan Always picked last for sports teams Got cheated out of my wet dream Missed out o...Read Full Lyrics