You Make Me Thick Lyrics

Penis severed off with a butcher knife Only to be sewn on a again A permanent notch on his crotch Will it ever stiffen again? He better keep it in his pants this time Or he might ...Read Full Lyrics

He seemed shy and so confused Now that he's older, he's last year's news She is looking for somebody fresh and young She is looking for someone less miserable She's looking for so...Read Full Lyrics

You should've listened to your mother And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parents And doubled up on your peas and carrots Even though I eat...Read Full Lyrics

Dogboy climbed the tower Not sure if he'd jump or fall The driver of the big black Hearse He sat there waiting Waiting for the worst Waiting for the word Dogtown was elated When ...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream that I saw Dean Yes, I saw Dino in my dream He had the body of an alien He was visiting planet Earth for the weekend Dean Martin was a Martian Approach with extreme ...Read Full Lyrics

A starlet lay dead Her blood's on the fridge Those hippies, they've gone too far Once, they were passive they've done too much acid While freaking out at the farm Charlie is up fo...Read Full Lyrics

No prize for congeniality Never knew popularity The ugly stick had wished To one day become a swan Always picked last for sports teams Got cheated out of my wet dream Missed out o...Read Full Lyrics

He had an itch that wouldn't stop He caught it from someone who didn't wash He had a nest for a crotch He had one big piece of hot property He's just a kid The kwellada kid He had...Read Full Lyrics

Pulled a muscle Popped a joint My useless body is falling apart I used to be limber I used to have finesse Now I'm just a pencil neck But it wasn't always this way I remember way ...Read Full Lyrics

Had a gaggle of friends in high school I know none of them now Cleared my memory of them Here's what I heard through the rumour mill 'So and so's' a lawyer 'You know who's' a nur...Read Full Lyrics