Gee, I'm A Nerd Lyrics

(You gotta keep'em separated)You like the latest fashionsYou'd like to keep'em cleanYou take a trip every week to the laundromatThrow a load in the washing machineBut if you don't ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I've really got those ozone layer bluesFrom my elbow down to my shoes,So let's throw another fire on the logs.Now we can go downtown and fill the latrineWith genuine Columbian ...Read Full Lyrics

(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])I used to be a pinball freakThat's where you'd find me every weekBut now it's Pacman!Ye-ea-ah it's the Pac-ma-an!I love to go...Read Full Lyrics

I'm never satisfied with three meals a dayWhile the world is sleeping I'll be munching awayGonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the lightRight, yeah,if no on...Read Full Lyrics

Is it on?Okay.1, 2.1, 2, 5, 6.Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria,It's got all the others beat.It sells over four million burgers a year.Just think, that's almost two pounds...Read Full Lyrics

Had ourselves a little barbequeCorn on the cob and mashed potatoes tooJoe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stewSo what did you bring?We got the beefWe got the beefWe got the beefYeah!...Read Full Lyrics

You don't take your showersYou don't use Ban Roll OnPlease don't come near me anymoreI'll throw up on the floor because you make me illI remember when...You used to smell half-dece...Read Full Lyrics

How about making a run for the border?How about me deserving a break today?How about getting some fries with my order?How about finally letting me have it my way?Thank you Burger K...Read Full Lyrics

Late at night, you're hungryYou're craving some pizzaLet me be the one that you callOlive or anchovyPerhaps pepperoniAnything you want, we've got it allNear, far, I'll jump in my c...Read Full Lyrics

I am the big man restless the living past and futureA fraction of a second and now is lost foreverMy mirror image a picture in the staticTranscending through the present a fracture...Read Full Lyrics