Getting Stewed Lyrics

[includes a quote from If I Were King Of The Forest (Harburg/Arlen)]Dick: (Snorks)Howard: "Not duke, not queen, but king." You haven't lost your touch, Gnarler, you can snort with ...Read Full Lyrics

Big John Mazmanian!Gas Rhonda!Funny Car!Sunday!FZ: Thank youAynsley: You're welcomeHoward: Hey, listen!Mark: My throat . . .Howard: Send me twelve eight by ten glossies in Monday's...Read Full Lyrics

Mark: "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it, friends and neighbours. Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size ...Read Full Lyrics

Howard: You, you there with the hard on!FZ: With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!Howar...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Tico-Tico no Fuba (Zequinha de Abreu)][Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, CaliforniaAugust 7, 1971]Ballen von ZeckenUnd alten Sporthemden, Sporthemden, SporthemdenLachen...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Lady Of The Island (Graham Nash)][Rainbow Theater, London, EnglandDecember 10, 1971]Ooooooh AaaaaahOooohAaaahHoward: Poor baby!FZ: Oooooh . . . Don't like th...Read Full Lyrics

Back [...] a hundred years agoThere wasn't anyway you can go down here in FloridaMississippi[...]Any of [...] thingsThen you got your home [...]And you got your own thingsAnd you g...Read Full Lyrics

"Hey! sit down and cool it for a minute so we can hear what we're gonna do. and those of you in the band Who have no idea what's about to happen, this is in a minor and it's not st...Read Full Lyrics

Please!Say please!FZ: We take turns conductingJohn Lennon: Okay...Read Full Lyrics

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