Glass Joe's Title Fight Lyrics

[Kratos (Egoraptor):] I am Kratos, The Destroyer I'm the harbringer of death All of the Gods tremble before me As they draw their final breath In my first twelve games, I murde...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party, gotta catch 'em all! Smell my balls! Yo what up, b****, I'mma tell you a tale 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his a** sent to jail Bea...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986, old school I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam Hold on a minute, Link Hey wh...Read Full Lyrics

Princess Peach Won't you listen to my speech I don't have any stars of invincibility But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me I'm your Luigi What up, bitch, I...Read Full Lyrics

Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now? But you're evil and bent on world domination Not anymore, tho...Read Full Lyrics

There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy metroids When she wasn't ...Read Full Lyrics

[Egoraptor:] It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited Luigi stood up and said, [Luigi (Danny Sexbang):] L...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang:] Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails? (Eat a dick!) Great! Here we go! [Danny / Sonic:] Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all When t...Read Full Lyrics

[Link (Egoraptor):] "Aw yeah It's me, Link again, baby That's right I'm back! Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track But now my confidence is at an all-time h...Read Full Lyrics

Don't listen to a word they say Remember who you are Push the rest away There's nothing real about this place Can't you understand that it's killing you? One beautiful disaster Sl...Read Full Lyrics