God & Crack Lyrics

"Sachiko Drippin Jelly" Oh great root of wisdom, I command the head of Shania Twain I'm interested in the accident from fifty five years ago Was it really the principal? Was it the...Read Full Lyrics

"Who The Fuck Is Robert Soley?" Gaze up at the sun: I think I see me Find meaning in life: It's all about me Try to count the stars, like celebrities Find my long lost gun and use ...Read Full Lyrics

"That Girl On The Poster Is A Guy And He's So Hawt" Comin' outta the grave Cause I'm startin' to swirl in a mountain of cake Grab the girls and let's chill in a bottle, we bathe Th...Read Full Lyrics

"Most Of My Friends Work At Chipotle" (I wanna save da day. I wanna save da day) Mommy's a boy, long curly locks I start hating my voice I start hating my life Mommy's a boy, long ...Read Full Lyrics

"I've Never Tried To Get An Abortion In Another State" (goddamn, you guys know how to have some fun) When you comin' over for a Lake Tahoe vacation? I know you want some of what I ...Read Full Lyrics

"Capitalism Tastes Like Sugar" (Family) You're the one I write about (Two million, six hundred, three thousand, forty sisters) You're the one I write You're the one I write about R...Read Full Lyrics

"Tap Water On The Roxx" (You know what, I'm happy, You're happy-were) My mom, Jesus and God sitting at the table I snort heroine off the surface of the earth I love my country Musi...Read Full Lyrics

"Footballs Catchin Bodies In The Friend-Zone" Ay, yeah, that's that friend-zone Now you all alone, sittin' there in that friend-zone How much time does it take to murder, hypotheti...Read Full Lyrics

"You Live In Fiction, I Live In The Past" Remind me when I die, I'll finally cry Funeral, it's mine and I told you to wear white When it is my time, I'll take all the time I want s...Read Full Lyrics

"Breakfast Crew (Tribute to Rugby)" Meow Reor A balanced meal for two When I wake up at noon Candied bacon for Jens Lekman too The French are dark that way She has to have a taste ...Read Full Lyrics