Gold's Gym Guy Lyrics

Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe He'll slit your throat And cut off your big toe, I tell you He'll make you smile From ear to ear Gonna lock you in a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't ...Read Full Lyrics

Dashing through the snow I hate fuckin' christmas Seems like it's one big "have to do" Seems like everybody that you meet on the street Has been singin "halle-fuckin'-lujah" Well,...Read Full Lyrics

My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said "Eeek! A boy! Get out before I ca...Read Full Lyrics

We lived on Holliston Street in the sixties We didn't need much back then, just a smile And Daddy would sing And buy us ice cream And we would listen Uncle Louie would come over f...Read Full Lyrics

I like carpet and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me ...Read Full Lyrics

Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on cd Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed to...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I ha...Read Full Lyrics

My carphone's on the pill, and my girfriend's got call waiting Satan's in the bagels and my toaster's masturbating My computer has hard drive, and my disk is always floppy My Xerox...Read Full Lyrics

Now's not the right time for love 'Cause I'm busy building an igloo in Alaska Perhaps if you had asked me last week I was redesigning China's political system And that's not easy W...Read Full Lyrics

My boyfriend, he's so s*** He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-w...Read Full Lyrics