Goobye Philadelphia Lyrics

What do you do in the middle of the nightWhen it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleepAnd your Dad's asleep and the door is shutAnd the light is out and the room is darkAnd the ...Read Full Lyrics

I got myself a record dealBut now I need a hitI sent my CD in to Dr. FoxBut he said "Kunt, all your songs are shit!""The problem is you seem obsessedWith stiffy's, poo chutes and l...Read Full Lyrics

It was the strangest thing I've seen I looked at her, she looked like me Although our heads were separate parts we gave ourselves, we fused two hearts We knew tomorrow would be, ou...Read Full Lyrics

Girls den bored so them Tik Tok Some watch love and hip hop Some get freaky on the tweet Some get freaky on the gram Come give me all your attention Girls den bored so them Tik ...Read Full Lyrics

I bought a book with Carol Vorderman on the front'Cause I thought they'd be some pictures of her hairy cuntBut instead it was full of detox recipesWith celery, lentils and chick fu...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm in a night club I always seekTasty looking girls with whom I'd like to speakBut if I want a girl who's gonna help me reach my peakI always make sure that she's rankIf you ...Read Full Lyrics

Her parents came to England from a far off landFrom a different culture I don't understandI've got some digital photos of her sucking my glandShe's my arranged brideShe's due to ma...Read Full Lyrics

I hear your husband left ya for another ladyThat must be very hard for you to take on boardHe told me it was because ya never sucked his coreyAnd you didn't like to have it off any...Read Full Lyrics

Now, my old Grandad had a wordHe used when things went wrongTo introduce this word to you I put it in a songSo everytime this word gets used his memory lives onI'm about to tell yo...Read Full Lyrics

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladiesLITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're oldKUNT: You like pussies that are really hairyLITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're baldKUNT: I...Read Full Lyrics