Gord's Gold Lyrics

Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick 'Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flick Think twice before you cuss and shout "damn damn damn" Let me tell you a ...Read Full Lyrics

(Mike on lead, with Jian harmonizing) Don't ya tell me what you're putting in my lunch box don't tell me what your Feeding me today, don't fill my head with trouble while I'm scar...Read Full Lyrics

(drums fade in) (bird chirping sounds) (Dave) Bu-dup-bup-um-bwhy-yaye-yaye..... Woah... Woah... (others singing "probably won't miss you" repeated in a Swing style through most ...Read Full Lyrics

Grandpa hated winter Couldn't stand the site of snow He got surly and bitter when Cold winds began to blow Snowflakes made him dizzy He hated winter sports And he wished I'll will ...Read Full Lyrics

We got a call to write a song about the war in the Gulf But we shouldn't hurt anyone's feelings So we tried, then gave up, 'cause there was no such song But the trying was very rev...Read Full Lyrics

My sister Sue and me were doing stunts with electric trains She said she'd do my dishes, so I handed her the reins And she engineered a collision steered by a hand-eye protege Befo...Read Full Lyrics

(Jian on lead) I'll hold you if you feel you'll fall I'll hold your hand if you just need a friend I'll hold the line so you can call I'll hold the feelings you don't want to end ...Read Full Lyrics

(Jian on lead) He can't stand a loss He's always cross His name is Ross... My (boss) I love my boss I love my boss He isn't full of fluff and gloss He gives me work and many cho...Read Full Lyrics

You're the last of a breed and it's begining to stink So you take to the clouds with your bible and drink The proclaimation was made, the proclaimation was felt There's a new notch...Read Full Lyrics

What's to be done with the wild boy? Someone's let him out of his cage. He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there. Jared's right in front of the stage. He was raised by t...Read Full Lyrics