Huge On The Luge Lyrics

We got a call to write a song about the war in the Gulf But we shouldn't hurt anyone's feelings So we tried, then gave up, 'cause there was no such song But the trying was very rev...Read Full Lyrics

My sister Sue and me were doing stunts with electric trains She said she'd do my dishes, so I handed her the reins And she engineered a collision steered by a hand-eye protege Befo...Read Full Lyrics

(Jian on lead) I'll hold you if you feel you'll fall I'll hold your hand if you just need a friend I'll hold the line so you can call I'll hold the feelings you don't want to end ...Read Full Lyrics

(Jian on lead) He can't stand a loss He's always cross His name is Ross... My (boss) I love my boss I love my boss He isn't full of fluff and gloss He gives me work and many cho...Read Full Lyrics

You're the last of a breed and it's begining to stink So you take to the clouds with your bible and drink The proclaimation was made, the proclaimation was felt There's a new notch...Read Full Lyrics

What's to be done with the wild boy? Someone's let him out of his cage. He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there. Jared's right in front of the stage. He was raised by t...Read Full Lyrics

(Mike on lead) The mist of the morning in this strange town, Lifted slowly with the sun, Refracted the rays in a thousand ways, A new day just begun. And it crowded against my win...Read Full Lyrics

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) Oh... My unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (now I eat humble pie) I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) A...Read Full Lyrics

(All) Well he was just some Johnny Saucep'n when he walked into that kitchen And the chef picked up the order and put down his Solzhenitysen He said "make yourself at home, boy, I ...Read Full Lyrics

(Murray) Well, I... I do have a question. How many people were voting for Deep Blue? And how many people were voting for Kasparov? Ah..... Humanity has hope - still, I suppose. (Ji...Read Full Lyrics